Here is Nicolas Cage’s biggest fan/stalker. She comes complete with a Michael Myers kitchen knife and sledgehammer for hobbling. From the looks of this Nic might want to update his home security system and get his will ready. This chick seems to be all sorts of bat sh*t crazy.
Somebody thought it would be really creepy to cross Elijah Wood and Steve Buscemi. They couldn’t have been more correct. All this face needs is a white van, a bowl of candy and basement in his mother’s house.
Long before “whip-its” were Demi Moore’s drug of choice she liked to get hammered and kiss the first kid she could find. This is some old footage of Demi when she was 19 or so making out with a kid whom sources claim was 15 at the time. Seems she always liked em young.
In an effort to remain insane and maybe stay relevant to the crazies, David Hasselhoff performed a show in London where he sang a song from the musical “The Producers”. I’ve never seen the show but I’m guessing Hitler was somehow an integral part of the plot. Whether he needed to play the part so flamboyantly has yet to be determined.
Great for those celebs on the go with no time to workout. Just hike up your skirt and bend.
Can someone please locate her eyebrows? For that matter can you also find Lil Kim in this pic?
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