Nicolas Cage’s #1 fan.

Here is Nicolas Cage’s biggest fan/stalker. She comes complete with a Michael Myers kitchen knife and sledgehammer for hobbling. From the looks of this Nic might want to update his home security system and get his will ready. This chick seems to be all sorts of bat sh*t crazy.

Nicolas Cage’s #1 fan.

Steve Buscemi And Elijah Wood’s Love Child

Somebody thought it would be really creepy to cross Elijah Wood and Steve Buscemi. They couldn’t have been more correct. All this face needs is a white van, a bowl of candy and basement in his mother’s house.

Steve Buscemi And Elijah Wood’s Love Child

Hillary Clinton Is Quite The Flirt

Hillary Clinton Is Quite The Flirt

David Hasselhoff Thought Playing Hitler Was A Good Idea

In an effort to remain insane and maybe stay relevant to the crazies, David Hasselhoff performed a show in London where he sang a song from the musical “The Producers”. I’ve never seen the show but I’m guessing Hitler was somehow an integral part of the plot. Whether he needed to play the part so flamboyantly has yet to be determined.

David Hasselhoff Thought Playing Hitler Was A Good Idea

David Hasselhoff Thought Playing Hitler Was A Good Idea

The Angelina Jolie Squat

Great for those celebs on the go with no time to workout. Just hike up your skirt and bend.

The Angelina Jolie Squat

This Person Was Once Lil’ Kim

Can someone please locate her eyebrows? For that matter can you also find Lil Kim in this pic?

This Person Was Once Lil’ Kim

Steve Carell Channels Fabio Liberace Pimp

Actually the look is for the new movie “The Incredible Burt Wonderstone” that stars Carell and Jim Carrey. Our guess is he was suppose to look like Siegfried or Roy or maybe both if you combined them into a sick twisted love child. Hopefully this movie puts Carrey’s career back on track. No more penguins dude.

Steve Carell Channels Fabio Liberace Pimp