Long before “whip-its” were Demi Moore’s drug of choice she liked to get hammered and kiss the first kid she could find. This is some old footage of Demi when she was 19 or so making out with a kid whom sources claim was 15 at the time. Seems she always liked em young.
Gary Busey Is Broke, Selling Cars Now
Gary Busey has reportedly filed for bankruptcy after claiming he owes about $500,000 to $1mil in debt. So whats the best way to get back on your feet? Sell used cars.
Kris Jenner Had A Music Video?
With all this talk of Kris Jenner possibly having a third baby daddy who may be Khloe’s real father, a video surfaced of Kris Jenner doing a very bad impersonation of a real singer. It wouldn’t be surprising if this were really Kim in a bad 80′s wig trying to revive her singing career.
The song is called “I Love My Friends”. O.J. makes a cameo in the video and so does Robert Kardashian along with about half of the men in L.A. There is also a cameo of Kris’ current hairstylist in the video. Rumor is she had an affair with this guy and got pregnant with Khloe. That’s probably when her hairstylist realized he was gay.
So basically this video is really a reunion for all the guys that banged Kris Jenner. Maybe it should have been called “I Love To Screw Men That Are Not Robert Kardashian”.
Newt Gingrich Meets The Power Rangers
This has got to be the worst way to boost your political career. Unless your target audience is a bunch of 8-year olds.
Mickey Rourke Is Now Doing Snickers Commercials
You know how all the washed up..err aging celebs are doing the Snickers commercials (not including Betty White in this list. She owns.) Well now Mickey Rourke has one but his was done in Russia. Its hard to say whats worse; the fact that he cant even get his commercial to air in the US or that he doesn’t even get any speaking lines. Next time Mickey will think twice about playing a Russian with a really bad accent in a movie.
Kristen Stewart Explaining Christmas
Staying true to her acting form Kristen Stewart explains pregnancy, magical babies and Christmas. Tis’ the season for bad storytelling.

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